If you remember, I threw up last night. In the past 2 years, when I get sick enough to throw up, I only throw up twice at the most, and then I can eat regular food after that. I only threw up once last night, and today I had a peanut butter and Kelli sandwich............I mean jelly. (Alright, that was corny.) But my stomach was fine after that. Hey, I wrote this whole thing out and then there was an illegal error and it closed out of my browser! Grrrrrrrrr! So I had to retype this whole thing again. Anyway, on to the more important part.

Okay folks, it's time for The Complicated Feelings Part! (The Complicated Feelings Part was brought to you in part by......The internet. Connecting people......and also from readers like you) Okay! Today on The Complicated Feelings Part, we have a special entry for y'all. We are going to show YOU, the reader how you can experience the maximum complicated feelings that we all love. And what better to mix up your feelings than that little thing called "love"? Be sure to read every step before you go out and try to confuse your feelings all by yourself. Is everyone all ready? You may have to take notes if you won't remember it all. Well, everyone seems ready I think, so let's begin! But first, note that this asumes you are a guy and talks about liking girls. If you are a girl, then just substitute guys for girls. Now that that's cleared up, let's start! So first, you have to go out and meet lots of girls. Try to look for the ones who you think would be your type, and it would be easy for you to be friends with; the kind whom you are most comfortable with. Once you do that, next you have to get to know each one very well. Be good friends, go do things. Talk about things with them, maybe even personal things. The better friends you are and the more you know them, the better. If you start to like someone as more than a friend, don't persue it unless you are sure. You can be sure from what you know about them compared to what you know about the others, and how they treat others. Once you know for certain that she is definitely the one you want to be with, then tell her. This is an important step, because she might not know you like her that way if you don't tell her, or if she does, she might be waiting for you to tell her.

Is everyone with me so far? I'll wait for anyone to catch up if I need to.............okay, enough waiting. I'm sure you are all with me. Now, one way you can test to see if she is the right kind that you want is to see if she is caring and sweet. One big flag that tells you that she cares for you or not is if she would be willing to let you go out with others to make you happy even though she wants to date you. And if she REALLY cares about you, then she will worry that you could be missing out on a happier relationship with someone else by dating her. Either that or she doesn't like you that way and she is trying to get rid of you by having you like someone else. But hold on here. If she wants you to date others to make sure that you like her the best, what was all that "getting to be good friends with everyone until you know absolutely which one you want more than anything" for? You didn't do that for nothing. And if there are others that you would be as happy with, then they would tell you to date others to make sure that you are happiest with them! So you go ask everyone out and they will say to make sure you won't like someone else more. But if they don't, then that means they don't care about you as much as the girls who did tell you to. Now, if you follow these steps, then I'm sure you will have all those complicated feelings that we explained earlier. I wish you all luck in having the most complicated feelings you can have, and have a very complicated day! I hope you all enjoyed today's entry of The Complicated Feelings Part. And we'll see you next time! *credits roll*