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| Today at work this lady bug attacked me. It just flew
over and landed on my shirt while I was doing carts and then it fell
off. I bet it came and planted a bomb on me. I think it was a
desperate attempt to gain approval after the traitorous thing he
did. The lady bugs have always been on ill terms with the man bugs.
They were once called the Hams, or Ernies, and the man bugs were
known as the Hots, or also the Berts. The Hots, being full of pride
and no compassion for the weak, were nick-named "man bugs" by the
Hams, since they resembled the majority of the males of their 2
kinds, and the Hots nick-named the Hams "lady bugs" as an insult
since they felt the Hams acted like the majority of the females of
their species. The man bugs wanted to take over, be dominant over
the lady bugs. They found out however, that if they forced lady bugs
away from their presence, they missed them, so the lady bugs were
made to stay around but not interfere. All along the lady bug
government was planning a counter-attack. After many years, the
preparations were complete. The man bugs always used the insurance
that the king man bug would kill all of them if they resisted. The
lady bugs took that into account and devised a plan to destroy the
king man bug. The operation was underway when one particularly
cowardly lady bug was captured and agreed to join the man bugs. The
queen lady bug was most displeased, but her army was in danger now
and she had that to worry about. All lady bugs feared the coming of
the king man bug, since they had launched an attack and failed to
eliminate him. The traitor lady bug was sadly carrying out one of
his assignments appointed by his new superiors when his teary eyes
spotted orange. A large figure, hundreds of times as big as any of
the bugs was clad in orange! The king man bug! This was a perfect
chance to regain the respect of the lady bugs. He would kill the
king man bug. The man bugs had given him a bomb to destroy one of
the lady bug nests, but he could use it on their king! Flying with
all his might, he landed on me (wearing my orange vest) and set the
bomb. Little did he know, it wasn't a bomb with an explosion, but a
container with poisonous gasses, and it killed him instantly. Before
he died, however, he sent a transmission to the lady bug head of his
task, and sent pictures of the suspected king man bug (me). One of
the soldiers observing the photos recognized my face from his days
patrolling my yard, and he knew where I slept. They sent a specialist
to wait in my bed and assasinate me in my sleep (which explains why
I discovered pieces of a dead lady bug in my bed after I had laid
there a while and felt a small hard thing on my sheet. Them lady
bugs sure are getting clever! |
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