san'guine, a.
1. Red; having the color of blood; as, a sanguine color or countenance.
2. Abounding with blood; plethoric; as, a sanguine habit of body.
3. Warm; ardent; as, a sanguine temperament.
4. Hopefully inclined; confident; as, sanguine of success.

Well alright. So basically I'm a pretty bloody guy who's confident. I wish I was confident. Man, I doubt myself all the time. But I suppose if I'm "sanguine", I should act like it. Okay. Here it bloody goes:

I bloody woke up this bloody morning and was bloody tired. My bloody bed felt bloody good but I had a bloody stuffed-up nose that bloody made it bloody uncomfortable. I bloody went downstairs to bloody blow my bloody nose and I bloody saw some bloody blood on the bloody piece of toilet paper. I bloody realized that I had bloody had a bloody bloody nose while bloody sleeping (isn't this great? I got to say "bloody" twice in a row because I had a bloody nose). That bloody sucked. I bloody had a bloody cough and I bloody had to bloody work today (good thing we haven't installed Cybersitter again, otherwise it would edit out all each "blood" and only leave "y"). Work was bloody slow today, and bloody Melissa was bloody giving off bloody "annoyed" vibes like she bloody was bloody getting bloody fed up with my bloody presence. The few bloody times I bloody talked to her, I bloody felt like I bloody was bloody intruding in on something. I finally bloody told her that I bloody would stop bloody bugging her, and the bloody whole rest of the bloody day, neither one of us bloody said much of anything. I don't bloody get it. She was the bloody last bloody person I'd bloody think would bloody get bloody annoyed with me. How do I bloody manage to bloody mess things up all the bloody time? I bloody can't make one bloody friend without bloody making them bloody feel like I'm bloody stalking them. I can't bloody change how I bloody feel. I bloody like to bloody be around the bloody people who bloody make me bloody feel bloody good and whom I bloody enjoy bloody talking to. I almost bloody feel like bloody talking to bloody no one unless they bloody talk to me first. Life is so bloody unpredictable, and for me, that bloody usually means bloody bad.