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Problemless with problems
by Rebel Leader
Location: Where angels lose their way...
Age: 22    Sex : M
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In response to your request... 4/13/2004
I do not need a name from you, dear random reader. I already have one, though it is not important at the moment. I will call you Jessica if that is what you wish. As the unofficial, self-appointed lawyer and press secretary of the famous Rebel Leader, furthermore referred to as ‘RL,’ I have a few questions for you, as well as some information.

I must regretfully inform you that RL does not know who you are, and as such, he is disinclined to acquiesce to your request at this time.
Since failing to comply with the requests of his beloved fans is not at all the policy of RL, I have come to attempt to help you help him comply in some fashion with your wishes. First I must ask: Jessica, how might RL get to know you? Perhaps, though you have no diary here (and I must say, for one who has no diary here, you do a good job of keeping up with the diaries of others; not many people without even a TOD of their own would come and check the notes in a diary that hasn’t been written in for so long, especially when the author of said diary doesn’t even know them), you may have a diary or journal on another site. This would give RL the opportunity to discover who you are. Once RL has had a chance to learn who is making the request, he will be better equipped to decide the best way in which to respond.

My other questions are primarily for the official fan records. Rebel Followers, furthermore referred to as ‘us’ or ‘we,’ takes pride in diligently keeping up-to-date records on all of RL’s devoted fans. Could you possibly inform us of how you first discovered the wonderful diary of the great RL? It would also help our recorder greatly if you could let us know how long you have been following his career, how many times, if any, you have commented on his writings in the past and when. We realize this may be tedious work, but please allow me to assure you that it is all for a very good cause.
While the aforementioned information is primarily needed for the records, if is also germane to the final outcome of your case. Once you have posted the required information, you will be notified that it has been received (again, it is imperative that you give us some way in which to contact you, otherwise, notification will be posted here). After you have received the notification, please allow 2 to 4 days for processing, and up to an additional 10 days for a formal review of your case/request and relevant information.
In your original request, you mentioned additional unidentified persons who may be equally interested in the continued life of RL. If at all possible, we would like for as many of these other interested parties to provide us with the same information we have requested of you. The exact number of fans suffering RL withdraws, or the closest possible estimate, is of dire importance to the final decision regarding your case/request. Depending on the amount of other information received after yours, the processing may take longer than originally anticipated, and the formal review may be delayed. You will be promptly informed of any such delay.

Finally, again addressing your original request, I would like to take just a moment to point out a mistake in your understanding of the situation at hand. You have greatly misconstrued RL’s reasons for discontinuing his daily log at this time. We must ask that you refrain from such unfounded remarks in the future, as they are potentially damaging to his career.

If you failed to understand any part of this or have any questions, please let us know as soon as possible. Remember, we are here to make sure your request receives the acknowledgment and consideration it deserves.

Faithfully yours,
D's G; Rebel Followers Inc.

Please note: the above does not necessarily represent the views of Rebel Leader himself.
 
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I'd like to ask you one question. You're 22, why are you on a teen site? Making the assumption that you really are 22. Since it's called ' teenopendiary ' one has to wonder....

y u on here u r 22 i agree wit da person above [pAin 4 pLeaSurE]

LMFAO! This was the most pathetic thing I've read in quite some time. Thank you. I needed the laugh. "The great RL"? Please... the only thing great about Jason was me and he went and ruined that. *rolls eyes* "Jessica" is a friend of mine, which is why she reads his diary. No, it is not her real name, but that's none of his concern. No, it is not Rachel, either. You know her better than that. [Star Gazer ¤]

Wow. That worked faster and better than I expected. See Jason, I told you that "random reader" Jessica was another spy freak. Tsk.

this proves to me that you are definately retarded. at least you have kelli to stick with through life. she's just as retarded as you. not to mention just as ugly.

To the first two noters: Rebel Leader is not 22, and he didn't write this entry anyway. This entry was written by a teenager, I assure you. It will most likely be the last entry in this diary anyway, and I was just having some fun while baiting out some nasty little spy rats.

Rebel Followers Inc. thanks you for your time, lol

- - D's G - -

Note: Had it been required for the actual RL to post this entry, there would be no notes on it due to the speechlessness of the readers.

And here I thought it couldn't get any more pathetic. [mini-lyricmaniac]

"Please... the only thing great about Jason was me and he went and ruined that."

If that's true, what was it that was so great about him that you "fell in love with" him without having even met him in person? Why is it that you are the only one upset about the break up? Why do you still read his diary?

He didn't loose anything great, you did. He was great before you, and he's great without you.


I'm not upset about the break up anymore
I have a man now, I don't need to cry over a little boy
I didn't lose anything great
I was saved from dealing with someone who can't think for himself
Someone who pretends to be a fictional character
He's not great without me
He's back to being obsessed over a chick who looks like a man
[Star Gazer ¤]

... an anorexic man at that. [mini-lyricmaniac]

It's funny how anyone you're currently with is the greatest person in the world but anyone who found something better is the scum of the earth. I may have a jacket fashioned after a video game character I like, but that's better than pretending to be Rachel. Anyway, if anyone is worth obsessing over, it's Kelli. I don't see how she looks like a man, but I wouldn't want her to look any different. [Rebel Leader]

See, it feels like whoever I'm with is the greatest person because they put on an act like they actually give a crap about me and want to be with me. Wow, that sounds like YOU! Mike, however, is genuinly the greatest man I've ever been with because, simply, he is a man... not a boy. My exes, especially you, are the scum of the Earth because of the way they treated me. Not...

...because they found someone better because, frankly, none of my exes ever found someone better than me. *smiles* Not even you. I'm not pretending to be Rachel, m'dear. She showed me how to be myself, but a stronger version. One who saw past your antics and bullsh!t. Obsessing over Kelli is like an ape scratching it's butt. Same crap, different day. It's quite pathetic.

Of course you don't want her to look different. When you look at her, it's like looking in the mirror. You two could be twins and that's not a good thing. She DOES look like a man, but, then again, you don't look like a man. More like a demented, disfigured stick. I don't think you were being defensive. I think you're jealous because I got over you and don't give you any...

...more of my attention because I found someone worth me. Someone who knows how to treat a woman and respect them, not play games and lead them on. And you're still all alone, pining over some girl that uses you for attention and compliments, waxing your little pole with a tube sock and pretending to be something you're not. You're jealous...

...that I have a life with someone 100 times better than you and you're still a loser. *shrugs* Don't take it out on me. Just send me my damned necklace back.

You've been told. I thought I'd add just a bit more. You do know Kelli has no intentions of being with you, right? [mini-lyricmaniac]

There was so much wrong in the previous 8 notes, I can’t point it all out with just notes. It would take far too many. So I have written an entry with my responses to them all. Enjoy.
~Kitsuchi

Heh, someone would have to be as dependant as you to be jealous of you and Mike. Your other "exes" might not have found someone better, but I've found a rare gem of a woman. Kelli is very special in a good way. I'm just happier with her. If Rachel just helped you find yourself, then you led me on making me think you were worth befriending. If this the real you, I'm glad I got out when I did...
...If you and Mike get serious, that's cool. Just remember he's human afterall, so he can't live up to your expectations. Think about that and maybe you'll be able to keep a boyfriend. [Rebel Leader]

Do you really think you're one to give relationship advice Jason? You're a 21 year old virgin who is in love with a fantasy. On top of that, you don't have much experience with relationships, do you? How many have you had in all? One? Two? And who were they with? Young teens? Your idea of an ideal woman is one who resembles an anorexic man. Next time think before you go spewing advice. [mini-lyricmaniac]

Oh, and Kelli, go ahead and comment on that note. I'd enjoy to see your spin on it. [mini-lyricmaniac]

You're engaged to Lior and you've known him how long? Jamie's worse off getting advice from you than from me. I've been her boyfriend. I know what it's like. At least my advice addresses the guy's side.
You had better be careful. Your pupil is surpassing you. Her notes are already worse than yours. Anyway, Kelli is like a fantasy. The best part is she's real. Lucky me. [Rebel Leader]

Thank you, I’ll do just that. 1st, you may not be smart enough to understand this, but the ability to give good advice does not depend upon ones own experiences. It depends on ones knowledge of the situation. He has been her boyfriend and has seen what she has said about her past relationships. Thus, he is able to give advice based on what he knows. 2nd, being a virgin at 21 is a good...

...thing. What does it have to do with simple relationship advice anyway? Relationships are not all about sex you know. 3rd, Jamie is not a young teen, shouldn’t you know that? 4th, when did he ever say that I was his idea of an ideal woman? Saying you like someone does not mean they are your ideal. Putting words into people’s mouths again I see. 5th, again, thank you for the compliment, though...

...I still don’t see how you can think I’m that thin. Are you perhaps slightly blind? 6th, offering a simple word of advice is not quite “spewing advice.” In any case, Jason has as much right to offer Jamie advice as you have to tell him what he thinks or what I think. Actually, he has more, because his advice is based on what he knows about her past relationships, while your comments are based...

...only on your assumptions. You do realize that just because you say someone thinks or feels a certain way, that doesn't make it true, don't you? O.o

~Kitsuchi


1.) Jason can't give me advice because I was his only girlfriend and it does depend on experience. I, of all people, know that very well. 2.) Jason doesn't know everything about my past and past relationships, mainly because he didn't listen very often. 3.) Jason, himself, told me he's a virgin because he doesn't exactly get any opportunities from people. (cntd)

He is not a virgin by choice. Let me remind you, he wanted to come to NY in May to sleep with me. 4.) You, Kelli, can't give me advice because your head was so far shoved up your own butt, you never got to know me. Oh, and I know it's you leaving anonymous notes on my GJ journal. You and Jason are pathetic and both jealous of me, whether you admit it or not. Move on.

Btw, your essay for me was a pathetic attempt to bring me down that didn't work. Sorry. If I was still, supposedly, obsessing over Jason, would I even be in a relationship? Nope. However, Jason is obsessed with you, obviously, since he still pined over you and talked about nothing else than you when he was with me. You'll learn one day, little girl.

As for Jason's note to me about Kelli being a rare gem of a woman and Mike just being human. Kelli is not a rare gem. She reminds me of a pebble in my driveway... they're a dime a dozen. As for Mike, he already does live up to my expectations. Much more than you ever could. As I said before, he's a man... you're a little boy.

1. Well, actually Jason can give you advice. He already did, therefore it is possible and he can do it. Advice does not depend on experience. A person who has never once been pregnant can give advice to a pregnant person based only on their knowledge of that person’s pregnancy. Same concept here. 2. I didn’t say he knew everything. His advice was based on what he did know. What’s your...

..point? 3. Why he is a virgin is irrelevant, it’s still a good thing. 4. I can and have given you advice. Like thinking before you post junk, because it makes you look stupid. You simply choose to ignore that advice. That’s your choice. How could I get to know you? You were too busy betraying me, lying to me, and lying about me to confide in me much. 5. Why would I note your other journals? ...

That’s like me claiming that ever anonymous note I ever get is from you. 6. Why would either of us be jealous of you? We were through with this – you keep coming back and continuing it. What is there to be jealous of? A snob with a boyfriend she said she didn’t love because she was still in love with the guy she claims is jealous of her? Please. 7. Again, as was also clearly pointed out in my...

...‘essay’ as you call it, we did move on. Neither of us said anything about you! But you noted us for no reason. You are the one who can’t seem to move on and we sure wish you would. 8. No, my ‘essay’ was not an attempt to bring you down. You see, an attempt to bring someone down would be noting them for no reason, insulting them. Perhaps saying they were ugly, looked like...

...a man, were scum, etc. And who has been doing that. Again, you. My ‘essay’ was written for one purpose – to point out the things you said that were wrong and why they were wrong. 9. Would you be in a relationship if you were still obsessed with Jason? Well, let’s see. You emailed Jason telling him you were in a relationship, but you didn’t love the guy and still loved him. Does that...

...answer your question? 10. What am I going to learn? That there is a wonderful guy out there who likes me? I already know that, thank you. 11. About Jason’s note to you: First, him calling me a rare gem is what we call an opinion. Different people have different opinions. Of course you don’t think I’m a rare gem. I’d be rather worried if you did. As for Mike being just a human, that is a...

...fact. He is a human. I am just a human. Jason is just a human. You are just a human. If he lives up to your expectations, that’s great. I hope things actually go well for you this time. The ‘little girl’ and ‘little boy’ things, more attempts of yours to bring other people down. Do you realize what a jerk you are? 12. You called my ‘essay’ an attempt to bring you down, though it certainly...

...wasn’t meant as such, but once again you completely failed to acknowledge the majority of the points I made in it. Are you conceding that everything I said there is true and you can’t prove any of it wrong? You ever notice that I respond carefully to each important point you make, showing how it isn’t true – yet you ignore my points. You’d really be batter off just giving up instead of...

...trying to insult your way out of it. If you are going to say I am wrong, you should at least try to offer some evidence. All you are doing is, well, being childish. What kind of mature adult notes someone for no reason, insults them, then says that the other person needs to move on? Think about it.
~Kitsuchi

Okay, to clear some stuff up...
I don't expect you to agree about how wonderful Kelli is. People as immature as yourself despise the virtues of others that they themselves lack.
If you weren't enough for a "little boy" who looks at personality, what makes you think a seasoned drunkard would bother with your constantly changing emotion-based actions for long?...
...At least Kelli and I will last. First you'll go on forever on how much of a jerk Mike is because he didn't agree with you about how a word is pronounced. He won't call one day and that will mean he's avoiding you. Then your friends (whom you block every other day) will tell you that he's not worth the time of day...
...Naturally, you'll go to him and ask why he's avoiding you and he'll put up with it for a while, but then it will get annoying. Most people get annoyed faster than I do, especially when they are in it for themselves when I wasn't. Basically, he'll join your list of exes and will get all the bad labels by default, if you treat him like you did me. [Rebel Leader]

it's gross that you and kelli dress up like fictional characters. kelli does look like jason, which is probably why he thinks she's a gem. everyone is entitled to think that they are beautiful, and so does jason. THAT's probably why he thinks she is too. too bad they're the only ones around who think that. *gags* i think your both gross.

and to kelli, you're immature for even insulting people. your parents hate you, so does everyone.

Awww. Some nameless person we probably don’t know, and who probably doesn’t know us, thinks CosPlay (dressing up as an anime character) is gross! I had better get the word out to all the thousands of CosPlay lovers out there that they are being gross! LOL.

How can I be gross for doing something I’ve never done? I’ve never CosPlayed. Get your facts straight.
Second, have you ever seen...

...pictures of Jason and I? We look nothing alike. Anyone who says we do is just being immature and stupid. Good for them.
Third, you say Jason thinks he is beautiful, which he’s never said, and that’s why he thinks I am, and that we are the only ones who think so? How does Jason thinking I am beautiful (has he even ever said that?) turn into us thinking so? Have I ever once said I...

...thought I was beautiful? Nope. Again, you should get your facts straight.
Fourth, it’s ok if you think we’re gross. You get to have your own opinion. I think you’re immature and you’re acting stupid. Big deal.
Fifth, you think I’m immature for insulting people? What insults are you talking about? When I called Jamie immature? But you just called me immature – therefore you are...

...insulting me (not to mention calling me gross for no reason) and so by your own definition you are being immature. Think about it.
Sixth, I said she was immature/childish and pointed out why (she keeps starting old things up again for no apparent reason, and keeps trying to insult Jason and me – yes genius, she has been insulting us (calling us ugly, worthless,...

...retarded, losers, etc – and with no evidence to show why) so you just called her immature as well. Good call). I said she was a snob/stuck up and pointed out why (she keeps saying that she is great, that she is the best thing any guy could ever have, that no guy who left her can ever find anyone better than her – if that isn’t stuck up, I don’t know what is.) How else have I...

...insulted her? I said she was making herself look stupid and I pointed out how, yes; but I didn’t say she was stupid. I said her actions and constant self-contradictions made her look crazy; but I didn’t say she was crazy. Meanwhile, she calls me ugly. She says I look like a man. I’ve never once insulted her looks, because I know how utterly childish that would be. She is the only...

...person here who is deliberately trying to insult other people in a stupid fashion. So how is it that you say I am immature for insulting people? Perhaps you need some time to think things over better.
Seventh, my parents hate me? And did they tell you that? No? You mean you made it up as a random, immature way to try to insult me? But didn’t you just say it was immature to insult...

...people? And everyone else hates me too? You mean Jason hates me? Travis hates me? All my friends and family hate me? All the people I’ve never even met hate me? Or do you just mean “everyone” as in Jamie and her friends? I suppose that’s what you meant, since you couldn’t very well know if anyone else hated me – unless you are just childishly making up random insults again. As for Jamie and...

...her friends hating me, I’m sure you’re right. After all, I’ve pointed out very clearly every time they say something wrong or that doesn’t make sense. I’m rather glad they hate me. I don’t like making friends with jerks who insult people for no reason.
Have a nice day.
~Kitsuchi

This is amazingly childish. I have to say, I fail to see what Rachel, Jamie, or these "mysterious unknown noters" are gaining by continuing on this tired tirade time after time. Nothing changes, nothing is proved, improved, disproved, removed, imbued, construed, confused, renewed, unbrewed, or any other rhyming word. It's starting to piss me off. And I'm trying to be neutral here. Oy. [Black Shadow]

I'll second that. I get so tired of posting the same evidence and facts over and over only to have them be ignored and me insulted. But Shadow, I hope you don't mean that Jason & I are also childish for just responding, especially considering that we didn't do anything to give them a reason to start this up again.
~Kitsuchi

No, you two are the protagonists in this case, not the antagonists, which would be them. I don't mind being friends with Rachel and Jamie, they have good qualities, but this is just dumb, they need to give up the ghost already and move on. [Black Shadow]

 

   
 
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